Real men eat quiche, (love peace).
Gorbachev, Botha, Nelson Mandela,
Hume, Adams and David Trimble, for peace
sake would risk it all in one great gamble.
In these sad times others choose war, midgets
becoming mighty men in their own eyes
distracting their own with blatant lies.
Leaning hard until an old neighbour falls
to bully and bluster is all they know,
proving to themselves they have big balls.